S.J. Fowler & Patrick Coyle

 

Poems

Bristol

 

 
       
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Bristol

by SJ Fowler & Patrick Coyle


As a port town with a such a rich history of international trade in Negroes and tobacco Bristol has recently converted several local brothels into museums in order to house all the historical artefacts recovered by mayor Tony Robinson.

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cry from the usual pastel hues, new age music and floral decoration of a genuine massage club. That's because yes. this is a brothel. It's on an area of Stokes Croft heavily populated by seedy businesses, and nobody

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Isambard Kingdom Brunei! though Isambard Kingdom Brunel was from Swindon, Bristolians will never admit it, and these days the city is mostly inhabited by students and BBC television presenters.

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The heart of the old port of Bristol was the great thirteenth century harbour with its crowded quays. By the 1930s it was completely covered over and is today commonly called the city centre.

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There is evidence of settlement in the Bristol area from the Palaeolithic era, with 60,000 year old cider tankard found in Shirehampton, and there are Iron Age hill forts near the city, which would have been inhabited by an equal mix of men, women, and Bristoleans

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Cider
Cider
I loves me cider
I'm a Bristol City
But I loves me Cider
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the eyes of a crow - Chris Crowe
I'd fly over Eastville tomorrow
And sh!t on the bastards below

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In 1794 Sir John Roache began his epic task of separating Wales from Bristol entirely with a fruit knife forming what is now known as the Bristol channel. Today large fans are still employed on both coastlines in an effort to push the two further apart.

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The Hotel Bristol is the name of more than 200 hotels around the world. They are not a chain, except in Brazil, where Bristol Hoteis & Resorts has around a dozen hotels throughout the country with the Bristol name.

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UK) tits - From cockney slang "Bristol City = Titty". Your sister's got great bristols mate. How much to squeeze 'em? buy bristols mugs & shirts. by Tizzle Sizzle ...

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Lyn Bristol Pitts has a particularly intuitive skill for assisting one to find and "download" spontaneous resolutions to anxiety, confusion and stress from a healed inner space of spiritual power and integrity deeper within one's Self.

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Schooling in Bristol is something of a nightmare! In order to get into any of the 'excellent/good' state schools you need to be very close to them. Secondary particularly as there really isn't a great choice. From your description of the area you would like I would suggest Bishopston, St Andrews, Redland, Cotham as areas to look at.

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Bristol is renowned for the shityness of its schools, I know one girl takes the bus 15 miles to Bath, where most of the pupils in her class are making the same journey. Don't forget the series 'Teachers' was based there (a reality TV series in all but name).
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Singing lessons or professional voice coaching in Bristol, UK with experienced ... I am aBristol based singing teacher, voice coach, workshop & choir leader. ... So why not join the singing revolution and give it a go - you know you want to!

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Many Bristol streets were now paved on each side with flat stones and had similar smooth pedestrian crossings over the uneven cobbles. One is visible beyond the workmen near the corner of Denmark Street and another to the left of the bridge.

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Shawnie, a 2006 novel by social worker Ed Trewavas, written from the point of view of a 13-year old girl living in Knowle West, documents some of the deprivation he encountered in his work. One of the novel's characters "describes Knowle West ... as a 'shit hole' populated by 'yokels, cider-heads, junkies, dole-scammers, slappers and failed wide boys, all interbreeding and nicking their cruddy possessions off of each other in some giant, dismal rota.'"

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I once saw a girl take a shit on the pavement by College Green. As far as I know she wasn't a goth or an emo, and I doubt she worked for the council, but she did do a substantial-sized shit on the pavement in the early evening sun. I think she was on a hen night, as she had a squawking clique around her egging her on.

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Welcome to JC Chickens, for all of your chickens Bristol needs. We are located
between Bristol and Bath in a peaceful and scenic location. We are a husband
and wife team who started 7 years ago with a few hens to give us fresh eggs.
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As a seventh grader playing on the eighth grade basketball team we had a friendly game against Bristol at their boy’s club. The court is real small and had small bleachers where my mother, aunt and grandparents sat to watch us.

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here are thirty-five populated places in the world named Bristol,[1] the vast majority of which are in the United States. There are also two in Canada and one each in the United Kingdom, Peru, Costa Rica and Jamaica. Bristol is the fifth most commonly re-used British place name, behind Richmond which has 55 namesakes, London which has 46, Oxford with 41 and Manchester which shares its name with 36 other places
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The point guard from their team and I hated each other, we always went back and forth. A little more than five minutes into the first quarter we actually threw down. I was sick of this kid and his shit talking, so I grabbed him as he ran up the court and snuffed him in the jaw.

 
 

 


 
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